In the Memetime

I haven’ done a meme in a long time, so meh… here’s one.

1. Explain what ended your last relationship?
He moved to Ashville, NC. (At least, that’s the reason I’m stickin’ to.)
2. When was the last time you shaved?
Last night
3. What were you doing this morning at 8 a.m.?
Same thing I’m doing now. “Working.”
4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
Working. Stop rubbing it in.
5. Are you any good at math?
I wasn’t, but I’m OK now. OK, no Algebra and shit.
6. Your prom night?
Didn’t go.
7. Do you have any famous ancestors?
Not really.
8. Have you had to take a loan out for school?
Shhhh. They don’t know where I am.
9. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace profile?
MySpace songs are for retards.
10. Last thing received in the mail?
Copy of the D.C. LGBT Film Festival program from ‘berto. Thanks!
11. How many different beverages have you had today?
Diet Coke and Water. (Not at the same time.)
12. Do you ever leave messages on people’s answering machine?
Yes, and they ramble on and on and on and..
13. Who did you lose your CONCERT virginity to?
The Stray Cats
14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
I hate the beach. Blech.
15. What’s the most painful dental procedure you’ve had?
Wisdom teeth.
16. What is out your back door?
The same thing that went in. and out. and in.
17. Any plans for Friday night?
I want to go to Wasabi before work.
18. Do you like what the ocean does to your hair?
Nasty.
19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different popcorns?
Yes. I kinda like them too.
20. Have you ever been to a planetarium?
Once.
21. Do you re-use towels after you shower?
Yes.
22. Some things you are excited about?
Meeting a new guy that I like. Only to have him crush me, yet again.
23. What is your favorite flavor of JELLO?
Cherry.
24. Describe your keychain(s)?
I made it out of two links of bike chain.
25. Where do you keep your change?
In a little orange box I got from Big Lots.
26. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people?
Define “large.”
27. What kind of winter coat do you own?
I have a few, but nothing really parka-y or anything.
28. What was the weather like on your graduation day?
I don’t remember.
29. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed?
Closed… cause it’s the front door, silly.

Missing Posts

My host lost some of their data and had to restore from a backup done October 21st. So, I lost the post about the accident. (if anyone can check their cache, let me know if you still have it.. I ain’t typing it all over again.

Holy smokes, how much is everyone loving this weather? I swear, I almost wore my Dr. Who scarf last night. But, I’m holding that until it gets in the low 50s. I can’t wait!

I love cold weather.So, Thursday I had a reason to dress snazzy so I did, and got a lot of attention at the bars from people I didn’t want to give me attention. Shirt, tie, etc… it was fun to able to put together an “outfit” again… that’s something I miss about the winter. This summer it’s been so easy to throw on a t-shirt and jeans/shorts that I forget how much I liked actually thinking about what I wear.

Breeders are destroying this city.

At least they’re mostly taking themselves out.

Anyway, I’m sure we all know about the fucked up repugnant shit that happened here the last few weeks.

My favorite response, from my friends’ site, QWhip.

“Police found the victim’s head burned beyond recognition in a pot on top of the stove, “

What did he expect? That is precisely why I use a crockpot when cooking for my family.

You Asked For It

A few weeks ago I was talking to this cute guy at the Pub… we had the usual getting-to-know-you kind of conversation: where he’s from (out of town, of course. Baton Rouge though), where he works, the state of New Orleans, etc… I actually had the drunken nerve to start the conversation and opened with a compliment on this choice of neckties… his sister gave it to him as a present.

His sister has good taste in ties.

Anyway, at first I thought he was just tolerating me. Another bored drunk, happy someone was talking to them; even it if it did happen to be me. As the conversation evolved it got really interesting and funny and it was pretty obvious we were both having a good time. Yadda, yadda yadda.

I’ll spare you the details, but I ended up doing the bike ride of shame back to my apartment the next morning. In the rush of packing my stuff I left my USB Drive in the hotel room and received a rambling voicemail the next afternoon about how he had placed “this technical looking metal device” in an envelope and left it with the front desk. I still have the envelope and sniff it every now and then. (I’m kidding – although I did find the envelope the other day while cleaning.)

It’s sad to say but rarely does someone I meet from out of town actually keep any interest in me after their 12 o’clock checkout. I’ve been trading text messages and e-mails almost daily with John ever since. He’ll send me stuff like “Happy Wednesday morning!” and I’ll send him long convoluted emails about sushi and laundry. It’s cute.

I like cute.

Anyway, he came in town last night and we hung out again. At one point he jokingly mentioned… “So, I was reading your blog [ed: (ACK!)] and … I was looking all throughout August and there was nothing about me in there.”

So here it is bucko, consider yourself officially blogged-about. I resisted mentioning you falling into the gutter in a drunken stuper.

Your secret is safe with me.