Paris is a moron

EXCLUSIVE: (Paris) Hilton Calls Barbara Walters From Jail — ‘God Has Released Me’

Great, she found God but she can’t find her panties.

She ‘Was Severely Depressed and Felt as If I Was in a Cage,’

Guess what dipshit. It’s jail. IT IS A CAGE!

She thought she might get toy companies to build a kind of Paris Hilton playhouse, where sick children might come, and the toy companies could donate toys.

OMG. I can’t think of anything to say to that that doesn’t make me seeth with anger.

Really, I hate her.