I’ve seen this ‘banned’ version of the “Relax” video a million times but never really watched it.

I absolutely had to have seen it when I was an impressionable 12 year old queerling, as it would explain a LOT. Am I alone in thinking Holly Johnson is totally cute in this thing?? in the suit… and the gays ripping his clothes off… and him riding the leather-daddy at the end?

Holy crap, I think it made me gay.

I need to excuse myself.