“The Brevard County doctor who was arrested for groping a woman while dressed as Captain America with a burrito in his pants will not go to jail.”

Thanks to Ben for sending this to me: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/roo/1749815128.html For posterity sake: I have a bedroom (12 x 14ft) available starting on June 1st (1 year lease) for a male or female roommate. My previous roommate just moved out since his work (for the federal government) took him to another city. We’ll be sharing a …

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Congratulations are in order to Debbie (@dcdebbie) on her Tweet of the Day on my future husband’s show! You bitch!

I don’t know what this guy is talking about. Is it some of West Side Ren Faire Story thing?

Since I moved to DC I’ve had a few goals lined up for myself: Get rid of acne. Check. Thanks Accutane! Go back to school. I’ve been reading about different schools the last week or so and intend to start back up in Fall, maybe Summer if it all works out. I know it’s time …

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