At least she didn’t name him Sam. Or did she?

Oh, white trash can be so funny:
Baby born ahead of schedule – next to cash registers at Wal-Mart

My favorite parts:

“The store donated gifts, and Shenna named night manager Adrian Wright as godfather.”

and:

‘It’s still all everybody’s talking about,’ assistant manager Retha Simpson said. ‘Especially the ones that were working and saw the actual birth. It’s still big news’

That’s just foul. I don’t need to see that kind of shit at Wal-Mart. I work in a HOSPITAL, for $DIETY’s sake, and I try to avoid seeing afterbirth as much as humanly possible. I certainly don’t want that in my face at 6:15 in the god damned morning while I’m trying to buy shower curtains. Blech.