I officially don’t get this culture:

“The man said he felt as if “a bucketful of cold water” had been emptied on his head and raised an alarm he felt his groin and discovered that his genitals had disappeared, he witnessed said.

“In response to an alarm by Maibalangu, passers-by and customers who had gone to enjoy themselves at the ‘Syndicate’ joint swooped on the woman and beat her to a state of camas.”

Um… uh… I want to make some witty comment about this so bad but the though of vanishing penuses has left me speechless. I’ll just quote the article again instead.

“I thank Allah for the help other people rendered to me to get my penis back.”

PS: What’s camas?