Clinko de Mayo

Today is the first day of my Clinko de Mayo celebration. I need close to $800 before July 20th or else I a) won’t be able to renew my drivers liscense and b) will not be able to pay off my 7 (or 8, or 9, or however many I have) tickets and will wind up with another batch of Attachments for my arrest, thereby becoming a plot twist on Oz.

The celebration will culminate sometime in May with a party at mi casa, Good Times style. Donations will not be required, but neither will your attendance, ifyouknowhatImean. For you convienence I take paypal via the link at the bottom of the page.

Of course, I’m joking

…or am I?