Well, we left for
Texas, Tennesee, somewhere west, somewhere north a random destination early this morning. Kay had no where to put the dogs so she left them outside (? I didn’t get that either, but I didn’t say anything since I didn’t think we were going to go very far.) sure enough we got about an hour down I-55 before we both heard on the radio that “A lot of people who are deciding to leave now with nowhere to go are finding out that it’s too little, too late.” Basically, there’s no hotels for about 16-18 hours away, and by the time you get anywhere, it’ll be time to come home anyway.
So here I am. Posting this. Waiting for the storm.
The kitties are in the spare bedroom. They’re doing pretty good considering all the stuff going on.
“They” seem pretty certain that Ivan is going to Mobile, but you can’t go 15 minutes without a meteorologist filling time with 5 minutes of weatherbabble about the storm. And really. Weatherpeople: no one cares what kind of satelite you use. Please stop plugging WeatherDoppler2k4 v.2.
Mindy: You are all going to die. Run biotch, RUN!! Back to you Brad.
Brad: So Mindy, lets go Bill and the enhanced MegaDoppler2k4 v.2 satelite imagery from our channel 7 MegaDoppler2k4 v.2 v.2 team.
Bill: Yes Brad, these MegaDoppler2k4 v.2 enhanced images are from our MegaDoppler2k4 v.2 satelite. Notice the dark green patches in the middle of the lighter green patches the MegaDoppler2k4 v.2 is showing us? That’s RAIN BIOTCH! RUN! RUN!!
Mindy: Wow Bill, that MegaDoppler2k4 v.2 is something. The images are so clear. They look so… enhanced.
Bill: Yes, that’s the MegaDoppler2k4 v.2’s enhanced imagery, found only on the MegaDoppler2k4 v.2 and only here on Channel 7. MegaDoppler2k4 v.2
Mindy: MegaDoppler2k4 v.2!
Brad and Bill: MegaDoppler2k4 v.2!
(Off camera): Yes indeed!
By the way, if anyone in th low lying areas has lost their power and needs ice to cool your beverage or for medicine – you are free to come by and keep it in the living room. Holy Moses, mother of god – Kay keeps it freezing in this place!
Uhg, I’m tired.