The 52 Funniest Things About the Upcoming Death of the Pope

With a title like The 52 Funniest Things About the Upcoming Death of the Pope you better step up and come with something witty, funny, or at least mildly intellegent. What you shouldn’t do is write something like this P.O.S. from the NY Press.

I’ll give him a few props: 45. Pope departs Earth at a time when Hitch is top-grossing movie in the world. That’s kinda funny. Oh, and 28. Bears everywhere shitting in woods. And I’ll give him credit for 27.We’ll never get to hear his hilarious post-tracheotomy rendition of “Come on Eileen.” Just for the Dexys reference – but otherwise it’s just a stunt to get a rise out of the bible thumpers — which I guess isn’t a bad thing afterall.