In the Memetime

I haven’ done a meme in a long time, so meh… here’s one.

1. Explain what ended your last relationship?
He moved to Ashville, NC. (At least, that’s the reason I’m stickin’ to.)
2. When was the last time you shaved?
Last night
3. What were you doing this morning at 8 a.m.?
Same thing I’m doing now. “Working.”
4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
Working. Stop rubbing it in.
5. Are you any good at math?
I wasn’t, but I’m OK now. OK, no Algebra and shit.
6. Your prom night?
Didn’t go.
7. Do you have any famous ancestors?
Not really.
8. Have you had to take a loan out for school?
Shhhh. They don’t know where I am.
9. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace profile?
MySpace songs are for retards.
10. Last thing received in the mail?
Copy of the D.C. LGBT Film Festival program from ‘berto. Thanks!
11. How many different beverages have you had today?
Diet Coke and Water. (Not at the same time.)
12. Do you ever leave messages on people’s answering machine?
Yes, and they ramble on and on and on and..
13. Who did you lose your CONCERT virginity to?
The Stray Cats
14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
I hate the beach. Blech.
15. What’s the most painful dental procedure you’ve had?
Wisdom teeth.
16. What is out your back door?
The same thing that went in. and out. and in.
17. Any plans for Friday night?
I want to go to Wasabi before work.
18. Do you like what the ocean does to your hair?
19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different popcorns?
Yes. I kinda like them too.
20. Have you ever been to a planetarium?
21. Do you re-use towels after you shower?
22. Some things you are excited about?
Meeting a new guy that I like. Only to have him crush me, yet again.
23. What is your favorite flavor of JELLO?
24. Describe your keychain(s)?
I made it out of two links of bike chain.
25. Where do you keep your change?
In a little orange box I got from Big Lots.
26. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people?
Define “large.”
27. What kind of winter coat do you own?
I have a few, but nothing really parka-y or anything.
28. What was the weather like on your graduation day?
I don’t remember.
29. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed?
Closed… cause it’s the front door, silly.