For your listening pleasure, on this observed birthday of that guy named Jesus

John Denver & The Muppets : 12 Days of Christmas (The only version of this song that doesn’t suck)

Benny Grunch and the Bunch : 12 Yats of Christmas

You’re A Mean One Mr. Grinch

Band Aid : Do They Know It’s Christmas

The Pogues with Kirsty McColl : Fairytale of New York

Run DMC : Christmas in Hollis

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer played with hand farts:

Nightmare : Riverbottom Nightmare Band (From Emmet Otter’s Jugband Christmas)