The door to my gateOK, I’m not a hater or anything, so yay! the Saints beat the Eagles and are advancing to some KFC Championship for the first time EVAR but jumpin Jesus on a pogo stick straight people are going CRAZY outside my office. Canal street looks like Mardi Gras and there’s cops sirening, cars honking, straights WHO DATTIN and gays clutching their pearls all over the place. Don’t get me wrong.. Yes I’m glad the Saints won. Yes. I know you’re drunk. Now calm down and stop yelling in my face while I’m trying to get to work. bah.

Oh, there are going to be some napkins thrown tonight.