Damnit. Why doesn’t anyone tell me when these things happen?

Britney’s done shaved her head!

Party in the back, Paris!

On February 15, 2007, after weeks of publicity surrounding late-night partying, indecent exposure and drug and alcohol use, Spears entered an offshore drug rehab facility, but stayed only one night. The next night Britney was seen crying and drinking Nyquil outside a closed Sherman Oaks hair salon. When the salon owner arrived to let her in, she shaved her head with clippers. Photos of a bald Britney quickly circulated on the Internet. After leaving the salon, Spears visited a tattoo parlor and got multiple tattoos, of which one was a pair of pink and red lips. Trying to explain her new hairstyle, Spears said “I don’t want anyone touching me. I’m tired of everybody touching me.”