Last night as I was turning the final corner around my building, on my way to work I almost ran into these three guys walking down the street on the other side of the corner. One of them stopped me and asked if I knew of a place to get a Diet Coke around there. Since it was the middle of the CBD I couldn’t think of any place that would be open that late. After a few seconds of trying to think of something, I offer to run up to the station and get him a drink. What the hell, he was cute. I ran up to the office and grabbed two Coke Zeros and brought them down to him, where he was waiting patiently and thirsty. He says thanks and hands me some money. As I walked away I look in my hand and count two five dollar bills. I called back and asked him if he was sure about that and he said “hell yeah”.
Afterwards I kind of felt like an asshole for taking it, but as the title of this post says, I’m an asshole with $10.