“Go tell the guy in the tie that the guy in the jacket wants to talk to him.”
If you stand there long enough, drunken bodybuilders with bad highlights will finger your asshole through your pants without warning.
Craig, Tom and Joe are really fun.
If tourists ask you what it’s like to live in New Orleans after the storm, they just want you to tell them how much you love it and how we all crap rainbows and ride unicorns to work. Telling them about you friends who have committed suicide, your low-grade depression and other realities will end in an endless debate about how angry you am and how you need to find a unicorn.
Vodka is good. Free vodka is even better.
Romeo Void kicks ass