Andrew Bird

Jesus Christ.

Andrew Bird (may have heard of him through his work with the Squirrel Nut Zippers)

Is freaking amazing.

Yes, he’s recording loops of himself on violin, mid-performance, and playing them back with his feet.

“The artist’s live solo shows have been notable in that he uses a multi-track system to sample and loop his own performance. For example, he may record a snippet of his performance on violin, then play a “loop” of that sound. This provides a more full-bodied sound and aurally suggests a band performance, rather than the sound of a solo artist. Once, at a gig in Amsterdam, at the Paridiso, he needed more movement on his feet in order to work the loop pedals, so he kicked off his shoe and hit a person in the audience. He later said “I should have simply twiddled my toes at her”.”

Slow Night At Work = Dating Persona Test

So close, but yet so far….

The Backrubber

Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSD)

Lusty but indirect. Kind, but also using friendship as a means to sex. Oh, that feels gooood. You are The Backrubber.

We call you “The Backrubber” because you straddle that fine line between coming on to someone and just treating him nicely. Backrubs are just one example; you’d meet for coffee, or talk about books/movies, or even argue a little bit, all the while mostly preferring to screw.

Your indirect approach is not some evil trickery, but rather a result of your open mind. You’d enjoy either love or sex, but the latter definitely doesn’t require the former. While you are responsible and ambitious, you absolutely DON’T have uptight views on relationships. So ultimately, you just enjoy a man, and let things take their course. If he wants you, great. If not, that’s fine too.

Though you’re not thinking too much about Love at this point in your life, odds are, when the time comes, you’ll be very happy settling down. Your ideal mate is gentle and horny, just like you.


Your exact male opposite:

The Vapor Trail

Random Brutal Love Master

ALWAYS AVOID: The Loverboy (RGLM)
CONSIDER: The Playboy (RGSM)

Link: The Online Dating Persona Test @ OkCupid – free online dating.

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