Another reply to my craigslist.

no pics. i am 6′, 215lbs, blnd, blu, not in shape. my looks are average.

Wow. ..and I thought I had issues.

I’ve gotten a few other replies. Mostly guys that are 55+ and aren’t really my type. I’ve had a few guys write to say how funny I am but then don’t include any information about themselves. When I reply and ask for more about them, they don’t write back.

Finally framed my photos (alliteration is fun!)Did I mention he called? Woo! Not making anything more out of it than that though.

Holy shit, this is turning into a tacky LiveJournal blog, I’m such a dork.

Regarding news that doesn’t involve my non-existent romantic life… I finally finished framing my photos – and it only took a year and a half to get mattes for them!

Drunken thoughts at 5:14am Saturday morning

MENTAL NOTES:Craig, Joe and Craig's Husband, Tom
I might like you better if we slept together.
Joe and Craig's crotch
Was I really lusting after Dick Van Dyke at the Clover Grill?When a cute boy in a tie walks by within earshot of David, do NOT say “hey, he’s cute”. David will summon a go-go boy, like Aquaman, whom he will send to fetch cute boy in the tie.

“Go tell the guy in the tie that the guy in the jacket wants to talk to him.”

If you stand there long enough, drunken bodybuilders with bad highlights will finger your asshole through your pants without warning.

Craig, Tom and Joe are really fun.

If tourists ask you what it’s like to live in New Orleans after the storm, they just want you to tell them how much you love it and how we all crap rainbows and ride unicorns to work. Telling them about you friends who have committed suicide, your low-grade depression and other realities will end in an endless debate about how angry you am and how you need to find a unicorn.

Vodka is good. Free vodka is even better.

Romeo Void kicks ass

Dick Van Dyke was REALLY hot in the 50s. (see photo of him on Andy Griffith Show to the right, taken at Clover Grill. Hey now.)
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