Stalker Schmalker, I’d hit it. I’m just sayin.

What’s more deranged… that this guy was stalking Uma Thurman’s (“What did you call it?”) boney ass or that I find him totally fuckable attractive? What can I do… he’s got it all — the glasses, the receding hairline, the nerdy little backpack.

If I were to send him my underwear in prison or something, would that make me a Stalker2?

While the question of his guilt was determined today (as charged!) the burning question on my mind is… do ya’ think he had lube in that bag?