My “type” has become obvious to those around me

I know that I have had a fairly obvious “type” for quite some time, but lately a few friends, for no practical reason, have sent me photos and videos of people they randomly find online and are all “Hey, I thought you’d think this guy was hot.”

It’s a bit freakish but I guess in the long run it’s a good thing that a ‘type’ has been established (although they don’t seem to be able to set me up with any of these people in real life.)

The latest example had Alberto sending me a link to a video on and whadiyaknow: he’s got glasses, a receding hairline, and a sweater vest.

Someone please check my card, I think we have a bingo..

Apparently now he’s also an author and a book cover designer or some shit like that. I have limited information on him as I have yet to watch the video with the sound turned on.

Wow, the last few posts have made me out to be a totally desperate, nerd obsessed, pervert, photoshopping stalker2.

Hmmm. Let’s just keep this between us, eh?

I promise my next post will be on how bored I am with the whole Clinton/Obama thing (does Hillary’s delusional sense of entitlement irritate anyone else?) or California’s recent Gay Marriage Ban reversal:

hypocritical zealots: 0
pole-smoking nancy-boys and truck-driving rug munchers:1)

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Starting the new job today. Crack killed applejack (or at least the house down the skreet.)

I start the new job today. I’m going to be doing basically the same thing i was doing in New Orleans but for a smaller web hosting company. The money is basically the same for now, but there is definitely opportunity for advancement which is exciting.

Now I just need to figure out what I want to listen to during the hour long metro ride to the office. I’m thinking some Motley Crew, since they were playing Kickstart My Heart constantly at the Capitols (hockey) game last night. I forgot how much fun I had at the Brass games. Of course, it would have been more fun with the Jasons and Carlos there to help ogle cute guys and stealthily take pictures of them. Yes, I took pictures of a few – but it wasn’t quite the same without them. :/

In housefire update news:

“DC Fire Investigators have determined the cause of a two alarm house fire early this morning was the result of improper disposal of smoking materials.” (link)

Translation, “crackhead dropped his pipe”.