Overheard on AIM

Clearly, as this excerpt from a conversation with my friend James shows, I have not assimilated well into our nation’s capital:

myriadian: My current areas of interest are transportation policies, new urbanism, micro-lending, african aid, futurism, and of course I’m educated in biology, math, physics
nolageek: um.
nolageek: I’m reading The Devil Wears Prada.